laughter time again

[Guest]

[Anna]

Those are both good ones mcgonagall!

[blackcat20]

Why ARE Men Happier?

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for
years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your
big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache..

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

[Morningangel-Iola]

PMSL very good 

[blackcat20]

It is funny, and so right too  Sometimes I think it would be easier to be a guy, but then there would be no excuse to eat huge amounts of chocolate 

[Morningangel-Iola]

Redneck Humor

A North Carolina redneck passed
away and left his entire estate in
trust for his beloved widow.
However, she can't touch it
until she turns 16.
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Folks in Georgia now go to
some movies in groups of
18 or more. They were
told 17 and under are not
admitted.
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The minimum drinking age in
Tennessee has been raised to
32. It seems they want to keep
alcohol out of the high schools.
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In Mississippi, reruns of "Hee Haw"
are called documentaries.
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How can you tell if a West Virginia
redneck is married? There's dried
tobacco spit on both sides of his
pickup truck.
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Tennessee has a new $3,000,000
State Lottery. The winner gets $3 a
year for a million years.
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Recently, the Governor's Mansion
in Little Rock burned down. In fact,
it took out the whole trailer park.
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The best thing to ever come out
of Arkansas is Interstate 40.
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(And my very favorite.........)
An Alabama State Trooper stopped a
pickup truck. He asked the driver,
"Got any ID?" The driver said,
"Bout what?"

[Anna]

   These jokes remind me of Jeff Foxworthy's stuff.

[Trey]

HAHA I just got this email:

THE ONLY THING THAT WILL MAKE TOM CRUISE TRULY HAPPY



 

[ferdinand_the_yak]

 

I wish - then we could stick them both on a deserted island in the middle of the ocean, never to be seen of or heard of again!

I relish the thought

[EmmasOneandOnly]

I think I just busted a gut

[Trey]

   I cant stop laughing.....one of the funniest emails I have seen in a while 

[EmmasOneandOnly]

I know, I still got the giggle