Reminder From Miss Yak

[Guest]

[allender]

I wonder how she knew I was shaggy?  I just got a spam email with that title, that started:

Hello Sir,

My name is Prisca Justin Yak, originated from Sudan. I decided to contact you after my prayers, I really want to have a good  relationship with you. My father Dr. Justin Yak was the former Minister for SPLA Affairs and Special Adviser to President  Salva Kiir of South Sudan for Decentralization.

...

[Roz]

Well now, you must be greatly honoured indeed to receive such an email!

Just remember, if she does somehow find your home that you must always have a ready supply of Yaks Milk Tea.... I'd be disappointed to hear reports that she dropped in on you only to find you were inadequately prepared!

[ukpatriotsfan]

I smell a rat!

[Roz]

Indeed you should - there was a 'deliberate' mistake in there to see if we can catch Jeff napping... it's actually Yak's butter tea he needs to provide her with ... not Yak's milk tea.

Ach what a silly billy he'd have looked serving Yak's milk tea...



*ahem*

[allender]

Yak milk turns into yak butter if you leave it out in the sun.

(And "Yak butter is the principal export of Tibet" has been used as a filler in every Sunday edition of one newspaper for almost 50 years. I wonder if it's still true ...)

[ukpatriotsfan]

Yak Tea?Yak butter?
I need a yak beer!

[allender]

Yak Tea?Yak butter?
I need a yak beer!

It's official, though. There will be no beer in the butterbeer at the Three Broomsticks in Orlando. (Opening May)

[Roz]

Boo... hiss...

Ale??

Hey, it was worth a shot...