Any cheese connossieurs out there?

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[ferdinand_the_yak]

A bit silly, I know BUT - a question

My faculty is hosting a speakers conference night next week and the student club is doing refreshments, which includes a cheese selection. A nice selection, mind you, not just cheddar and crackers and unfortunately, I do not know much about about cheeses. can anyone suggest a few nice ones that would go well with crackers, fruit and chardonnay - or some nice ones full stop? They don't have to complement the wine/fruit - if they don't, I will get rid of the wine myself

Thanks for any advice on this

And I KNOW I spelt connosseures wrong - enlightenment, anyone?

[dayhiker]

hi! for soft creamy cheeses, you will not go wrong with brie and camembert. you would have the swiss and cheddar but you should also have colby jack and if you are a little adventurous, jalapeno jack cheese.

that should round up your basic cheeses which will go with either white or red wine.

not a connosieur yet but love gourmet.

hope it helps.

ed

[Roz]

OOoh

Cheese!

A subject where a Brit can excel (any Frogs around here to question that?
None? Good! Well let a RosBeef get on with it then!).

My personal favourites, Wensleydale with Cranberries! Hmmm crumbly cheese
with red bits in - should be nice - plain and mild - perfect with a cracker
or so our spiritual cheesy leaders Wallace and Gromit would tell you! A
good brie, left out in the warm air for an hour or two - so that it's soft
in the middle is dellllicious... camembert is a tad stronger and tastes like socks 80% of the time just kidding but it is stronger!

Port Salut is a great cheese a creamy shiney/rubbery looking cheese encased in a thin orange wax layer... sadly it's french - as is delice de deux - sort of a brie and definitely one of my personal favourites.

... and steer clear of Oz chardonnay it's awful

JUUUUST KIDDING!

No FTY broomsticks are not used for hitting people over the head with

OW!

[ferdinand_the_yak]

I knew that Firebolt would come in handy for something

You are lucky I have not received my Leggy knives yet or would be chasing you around with them
(grrr.... was told it would take 4-10 days, has almost been a month now! - and other peoples whose auctions finished after mine did have received theirs and left FB)

Muchos gracias for the help guys, I am off to the delicatessen now and see if I can track down some of those cheeses!

Oh BTW Ed, I sent your aunt's MO yesterday, I put in a note telling her what it was for and to let you know when she received it. Can you post/PM me when she gets in contact with you just so I know she got it ok?

FTY

[dayhiker]

oh, no ! no! dont chase roz with knives yet...she still to disclose some secret information to me!

enjoy your trip to the gourmet and deli, here they give us free tastings of anything you may want to buy to make sure it is indeed what you are searching for. enjoy those sips of wine too!!!

andthanks for sending the mo out. it was long overdue for her (thought she didnt want to accept my money), you would agree that its quite an amount to owe...

many many thanks!

ed

[ferdinand_the_yak]

No problem at all! She should get it tomorrow or early next week

The food shopping should go fine now - planning to stumble home with a couple of boxes of cheese tomorrow

Drunkenness? I don't even know the meaning of the word

[dayhiker]

drunk? no way...tipsy is a better term...

[Roz]

Secret information?

Gah I shouldn't have lied to you and told you I worked for the secret service... lies always come back to haunt me!

Actually I believe that if you lie about something it does come true... if it's bad at least! Well in my experience it has happened. So everyone I got a Hermione auto in a box I am buying soon off ebay (let's see if it works the other way around).

 

Nope, I've given up on the first set!

[ferdinand_the_yak]

Oooh... secret information?

Sounds like we need some effective torture techniques here...

*FTY runs away with Roz's Viggo autos laughing maniacally*

 

Or maybe I should just poke you with my broomstick

LOL, as if I would be that nasty

[dayhiker]

yeah, actually, take roz off from her field work and moving and...up up and away!!!... on your firebolt 2000 (go superman!, i mean harry i mean ferdie potter)....take her away from her autographs and collections!!!

 oh no you have mark behind you... to the rescue (supermark!)

heeheeheehee....

ed

[ferdinand_the_yak]

Hi Ed and Roz,

Thanks for the help with the cheese guys, the conference was tonight and it went perfectly and the cheeses you suggested were great - though I did not manage to get the second French cheese you mentioned Roz. Everyone complimented the selection Have new favourite cheese - King Island double brie. Absolutely delicious

On way to becoming a cheese connossieur - go me!