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Author Topic: I need a new pencil .... (Pluto's demise)  (Read 1526 times)
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« on: August 25, 2006, 06:06:55 PM »

Well... what do I do now?

10 years ago I took a trip to the Jodrell Bank observatory, and whilst I was there I purchased a pencil with all the planets on it in order... now I find that my pencil is defunct... Pluto is no longer a planet Shocked

Since it was only discovered in 1930 it seems such a shame to oust it before it's 80th birthday.

So what do I do now? Do you think they'll refund my 20p? ROFL!

*notice I have no sympathy for pluto here... just my own inaccurate pencil Grin*

Goodbye Pluto

P.S. How great is it that the Wikipedia entry is already up to date Grin I know that's the beauty of an online encyclopaedia, whatever it's other flaws Wink

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« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2006, 06:10:59 PM »

Just chew on the end and stop when you get to Neptune ROFL!
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« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2006, 06:20:19 PM »

Perhaps... but what if Mercury is next... I suppose that's ok as I can just sharpen that end... but then what? What if Mars is culled too?
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« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2006, 06:21:58 PM »

I'll buy you a pen for Christmas Wink
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« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2006, 06:23:39 PM »

Hee hee, to be fair pluto was teeny tiny - after all it took til 1930 for anyone to spot it even existed ROFL!, I don't believe any other planet's really in danger... but it does make us feel a little more lonely (just the 8 planets now).
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« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2006, 08:51:41 PM »

According to the news I've heard, it's now a micro-planet.  So I guess micro-planets aren't really planets even though it still has "planet" in the description?  Why don't they just call it a moon or something?  ROFL!
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« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2006, 09:16:15 PM »

Oh, here they are calling it a dwarf planet, which I quite like Grin
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« Reply #7 on: August 26, 2006, 02:20:29 AM »

Dwarf is probably too politically incorrect for our scientists to say.  It might offend the "little people".  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #8 on: August 26, 2006, 02:36:12 AM »

How about orbitally challenged  Wink.  I actually think this stinks  Hopping Mad.  If Pluto is no longer a planet it makes a complete mockery of Yako's song  Hopping Mad

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« Reply #9 on: August 26, 2006, 02:37:41 AM »

... and indeed the dog.

And although we've gone politically correct mad, I don't think we've culled the word dwarf yet, although shorter people are supposed to be called "vertically challenged" which I think I would find MORE insulting ROFL!
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« Reply #10 on: August 26, 2006, 06:06:48 AM »

My son is equally perturbed that Pluto is no longer a planet, but he'll start school with the knowledge that we now have 8 planets and that Laika was the first dog in space. Don't ask...

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« Reply #11 on: August 26, 2006, 11:05:49 AM »

Why dont these astronomers realise that small is beautiful...pluto should not be chucked out of the 'planet club' just because it is a little smaller than others  Hopping Mad I look to Tolkien for inspiration here... look at Gimli, Merry, Pippin, Sam, Frodo...all small but all deserve the same acolades as their peers, they are just as tough and just as good as any other. So why do we not see Pluto as the same? He has taken last place for many years, now he is just going to be axed....I dont like it one bit.  Angry
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Brilliant Snape.... once again you've put your keen and penetrating mind to the task and as usual come to the wrong conclusion!!
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« Reply #12 on: August 26, 2006, 03:57:50 PM »

He hee.. I agree, the point is that plutos orbit is affected by the gravity of the other planets, so it doesn't have complete independance... and apparently there are a few other planets/protoplanets/dwarf planets and or micro-planets to join in as planets if Pluto remained a planet (as they are of similar size)....

I say - the more the merrier - make those school kids memorise as many planets as can be fitted upon a pencil Wink
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« Reply #13 on: August 28, 2006, 05:11:29 PM »

Well one good thing now your pencil can proberly be classed as a collecters item  Grin also do you think that perhaps poor old Pluto should be given therepy?

De Orc  ROFL! Cool
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« Reply #14 on: September 01, 2006, 05:45:23 AM »

Ah yes, therapy may have to be an option for poor pluto  Undecided he may never get over it!!

I agree Roz, the more the merrier, make 'em all planets!!
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Brilliant Snape.... once again you've put your keen and penetrating mind to the task and as usual come to the wrong conclusion!!
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« Reply #15 on: September 01, 2006, 09:27:06 AM »

Good thing an atmosphere is not a basis of being a planet. Think of all the moons of Jupiter and Saturn with atmospheres and Greek names we'd have to memorize.
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