Here's a little something I got off the BBS at TheSims2.com and it fits perfectly on here
Delivery Day Etiquitte 1. Pacing by the door is ok, but do remember to use the restroom so you dont have an accident when your case(s) arrive.
2. When you see the Delivery truck driving down your street, do not run to it and chase it till it gets to your house. This will just make you too tired to open packs.
3. Do not stand outside yelling for the Delivery truck. They will get there eventually, and they can't hear you anyway.
4. Do not tackle the Delivery driver. He/she might not give you your case(s) if you do. They might take offense and call the police and you would have to spend precious pack opening time in jail for assult.
5. Ask the Delivery person if its OK to hug and/or dance with them before you do it. It might be accepted but its proper to ask first.
6. Wait a few moments (10 seconds at least) for the Delivery person to walk away before you close your door and tear the case and packs open with your teeth.
7. Be very careful not to harm your precious cards when you rip through the packaging with whatever sharp object you find handy.
8. Do thank the delivery person, but remember, it's not acceptable to scream at the top of your lungs. Also, jumping up and down makes it hard to sign the delivery sheet.
9. With all of the excitement caused by delivery day jitters, make sure you are fully dressed before answering the door. 3 day stubble and boxers with holes in them are sure signs of your obsession and may scare the Delivery driver away when it comes to future case deliveries.
10. If you must have a sharp object to open the package with, do NOT answer the door with it in your hand. You might frighten away the Delivery guy/gal and they will run away with your case(s) in their hands.
11. If you didn't get ANY sleep the night before, drinking lots of hot coffee is not recommended. If you forget to put down your cup, you might burn the delivery person, causing him/her to run down the street with your case(s) still in their hands, screaming and wailing.
Now make your plans, and everybody have a safe Delivery
