If you dont think the traditoinal message of Happy Christmas is
politically
correct enough......
then try this version.......
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes
for an
environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
non-addictive,
gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced
within
the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your
choice, or
secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious /
secular
persuasions and / or traditions of others, or their choice not to
practice
religious or secular traditions at all . . .
... and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted
calendar
year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of
other
cultures whose contributions to society have helped make this country
great,
(not to imply that this country is necessarily greater than any other
country), and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical
ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual
preference
of the wishee.
(By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This
greeting is
subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with
no
alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the
wisher to
actually implement any of the wishes for her / himself or others, and
is
void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion
of the
wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual
application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the
issuance
of subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is
limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the
sole
discretion of the wisher.)
mmmmm let me know what you think lol
AAARRRG!!! Sound like lawyer talk!!
(I should forward this to my lawyer!!! He'd really get a kick out of it!!!) Not for me though!! Gives me a headache!!!
