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« Reply #40 on: February 02, 2006, 04:30:17 AM »

So I went to the shop and bought a pack of cards, a loaf of bread, a fuzzy puppy named Taco, a bowl of warm anchovy enchiladas with peppermint ice cream, a DVD featuring Pinky and the Brain, a long weight, a tin of Tartan Paint, some invisible ink which I immediately lost, a large carton of egg nog, a load of toilet paper, a turkey named Tom to eat on Thanksgiving, a frilly flirty French Maid's costume with black fishnet stockings, a partridge in a pear tree, a hot box of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, a binder to put all my cards in, some black pudding, an enormous bowl of treacle sponge with vanilla-flavoured custard, a christmas tree to put all my pressies under, a supercalifragilisticexpealidocious DVD of Mary Poppins to put under the christmas tree that I bought at the store, a load of teddy bear postage stamps, a box of harry potter christmas crackers, some organic carrots to leave for Rudolph the reindeer on Christmas Eve, five aussie coins, some Ralgex spray to sooth my poor aching back, a London Taxi to take me and my goodies home and a trip to the shop because i forgot a box of matches, a stuffed gromit soft toy to go with the large fluffy red dice, leopard-spotted steering-wheel cover and blue nodding dog on the dashboard of my acid-green Ferrari, some pick fluffy dice to go with them, the worlds most smallest mobile phone which got infected as soon as I sneezed, a hagrid autograph card and a vomit-flavoured Bertie Botts scratch-n-sniff 50-case incentive card I got from a dastardly-dodgey-dealer off ebay, a prop card of the sign of dumbledore's army with a captial D in the middle of the prop card, a limited-edition costume card of Snape dressed as Neville's grandma, an exclusive to Australia costume card of Mcgongall's dress she wore in Goblet of Fire, Mad-Eye Moody's spare glass eye, a winning lottery ticket for the Euro Millions, a copy of the order of the phoenix signed by every Member of the cast and by JKRowlings, and a bottle of Snape's own-brand extra-greasy slime shampoo,
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« Reply #41 on: February 02, 2006, 12:56:58 PM »

So I went to the shop and bought a pack of cards, a loaf of bread, a fuzzy puppy named Taco, a bowl of warm anchovy enchiladas with peppermint ice cream, a DVD featuring Pinky and the Brain, a long weight, a tin of Tartan Paint, some invisible ink which I immediately lost, a large carton of egg nog, a load of toilet paper, a turkey named Tom to eat on Thanksgiving, a frilly flirty French Maid's costume with black fishnet stockings, a partridge in a pear tree, a hot box of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, a binder to put all my cards in, some black pudding, an enormous bowl of treacle sponge with vanilla-flavoured custard, a christmas tree to put all my pressies under, a supercalifragilisticexpealidocious DVD of Mary Poppins to put under the christmas tree that I bought at the store, a load of teddy bear postage stamps, a box of harry potter christmas crackers, some organic carrots to leave for Rudolph the reindeer on Christmas Eve, five aussie coins, some Ralgex spray to sooth my poor aching back, a London Taxi to take me and my goodies home and a trip to the shop because i forgot a box of matches, a stuffed gromit soft toy to go with the large fluffy red dice, leopard-spotted steering-wheel cover and blue nodding dog on the dashboard of my acid-green Ferrari, some pick fluffy dice to go with them, the worlds most smallest mobile phone which got infected as soon as I sneezed, a hagrid autograph card and a vomit-flavoured Bertie Botts scratch-n-sniff 50-case incentive card I got from a dastardly-dodgey-dealer off ebay, a prop card of the sign of dumbledore's army with a captial D in the middle of the prop card, a limited-edition costume card of Snape dressed as Neville's grandma, an exclusive to Australia costume card of Mcgongall's dress she wore in Goblet of Fire, Mad-Eye Moody's spare glass eye, a winning lottery ticket for the Euro Millions, a copy of the order of the phoenix signed by every Member of the cast and by JKRowlings, and a bottle of Snape's own-brand extra-greasy slime shampoo, a container of poly juice potion
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« Reply #42 on: February 03, 2006, 12:50:37 AM »

So I went to the shop and bought a pack of cards, a loaf of bread, a fuzzy puppy named Taco, a bowl of warm anchovy enchiladas with peppermint ice cream, a DVD featuring Pinky and the Brain, a long weight, a tin of Tartan Paint, some invisible ink which I immediately lost, a large carton of egg nog, a load of toilet paper, a turkey named Tom to eat on Thanksgiving, a frilly flirty French Maid's costume with black fishnet stockings, a partridge in a pear tree, a hot box of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, a binder to put all my cards in, some black pudding, an enormous bowl of treacle sponge with vanilla-flavoured custard, a christmas tree to put all my pressies under, a supercalifragilisticexpealidocious DVD of Mary Poppins to put under the christmas tree that I bought at the store, a load of teddy bear postage stamps, a box of harry potter christmas crackers, some organic carrots to leave for Rudolph the reindeer on Christmas Eve, five aussie coins, some Ralgex spray to sooth my poor aching back, a London Taxi to take me and my goodies home and a trip to the shop because i forgot a box of matches, a stuffed gromit soft toy to go with the large fluffy red dice, leopard-spotted steering-wheel cover and blue nodding dog on the dashboard of my acid-green Ferrari, some pick fluffy dice to go with them, the worlds most smallest mobile phone which got infected as soon as I sneezed, a hagrid autograph card and a vomit-flavoured Bertie Botts scratch-n-sniff 50-case incentive card I got from a dastardly-dodgey-dealer off ebay, a prop card of the sign of dumbledore's army with a captial D in the middle of the prop card, a limited-edition costume card of Snape dressed as Neville's grandma, an exclusive to Australia costume card of Mcgongall's dress she wore in Goblet of Fire, Mad-Eye Moody's spare glass eye, a winning lottery ticket for the Euro Millions, a copy of the order of the phoenix signed by every Member of the cast and by JKRowlings, a bottle of Snape's own-brand extra-greasy slime shampoo, a container of poly juice potion, a pair of shocking pink and lilac-striped fishnet stockings,
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« Reply #43 on: February 03, 2006, 04:39:19 AM »

So I went to the shop and bought a pack of cards, a loaf of bread, a fuzzy puppy named Taco, a bowl of warm anchovy enchiladas with peppermint ice cream, a DVD featuring Pinky and the Brain, a long weight, a tin of Tartan Paint, some invisible ink which I immediately lost, a large carton of egg nog, a load of toilet paper, a turkey named Tom to eat on Thanksgiving, a frilly flirty French Maid's costume with black fishnet stockings, a partridge in a pear tree, a hot box of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, a binder to put all my cards in, some black pudding, an enormous bowl of treacle sponge with vanilla-flavoured custard, a christmas tree to put all my pressies under, a supercalifragilisticexpealidocious DVD of Mary Poppins to put under the christmas tree that I bought at the store, a load of teddy bear postage stamps, a box of harry potter christmas crackers, some organic carrots to leave for Rudolph the reindeer on Christmas Eve, five aussie coins, some Ralgex spray to sooth my poor aching back, a London Taxi to take me and my goodies home and a trip to the shop because i forgot a box of matches, a stuffed gromit soft toy to go with the large fluffy red dice, leopard-spotted steering-wheel cover and blue nodding dog on the dashboard of my acid-green Ferrari, some pick fluffy dice to go with them, the worlds most smallest mobile phone which got infected as soon as I sneezed, a hagrid autograph card and a vomit-flavoured Bertie Botts scratch-n-sniff 50-case incentive card I got from a dastardly-dodgey-dealer off ebay, a prop card of the sign of dumbledore's army with a captial D in the middle of the prop card, a limited-edition costume card of Snape dressed as Neville's grandma, an exclusive to Australia costume card of Mcgongall's dress she wore in Goblet of Fire, Mad-Eye Moody's spare glass eye, a winning lottery ticket for the Euro Millions, a copy of the order of the phoenix signed by every Member of the cast and by JKRowlings, a bottle of Snape's own-brand extra-greasy slime shampoo, a container of poly juice potion, a pair of shocking pink and lilac-striped fishnet stockings, a carmello koala bear
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« Reply #44 on: February 04, 2006, 06:40:37 AM »

So I went to the shop and bought a pack of cards, a loaf of bread, a fuzzy puppy named Taco, a bowl of warm anchovy enchiladas with peppermint ice cream, a DVD featuring Pinky and the Brain, a long weight, a tin of Tartan Paint, some invisible ink which I immediately lost, a large carton of egg nog, a load of toilet paper, a turkey named Tom to eat on Thanksgiving, a frilly flirty French Maid's costume with black fishnet stockings, a partridge in a pear tree, a hot box of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, a binder to put all my cards in, some black pudding, an enormous bowl of treacle sponge with vanilla-flavoured custard, a christmas tree to put all my pressies under, a supercalifragilisticexpealidocious DVD of Mary Poppins to put under the christmas tree that I bought at the store, a load of teddy bear postage stamps, a box of harry potter christmas crackers, some organic carrots to leave for Rudolph the reindeer on Christmas Eve, five aussie coins, some Ralgex spray to sooth my poor aching back, a London Taxi to take me and my goodies home and a trip to the shop because i forgot a box of matches, a stuffed gromit soft toy to go with the large fluffy red dice, leopard-spotted steering-wheel cover and blue nodding dog on the dashboard of my acid-green Ferrari, some pick fluffy dice to go with them, the worlds most smallest mobile phone which got infected as soon as I sneezed, a hagrid autograph card and a vomit-flavoured Bertie Botts scratch-n-sniff 50-case incentive card I got from a dastardly-dodgey-dealer off ebay, a prop card of the sign of dumbledore's army with a captial D in the middle of the prop card, a limited-edition costume card of Snape dressed as Neville's grandma, an exclusive to Australia costume card of Mcgongall's dress she wore in Goblet of Fire, Mad-Eye Moody's spare glass eye, a winning lottery ticket for the Euro Millions, a copy of the order of the phoenix signed by every Member of the cast and by JKRowlings, a bottle of Snape's own-brand extra-greasy slime shampoo, a container of poly juice potion, a pair of shocking pink and lilac-striped fishnet stockings, a carmello koala bear, a bogey-flavoured Bertie Botts Every-Flavour Bean,
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« Reply #45 on: February 08, 2006, 11:46:08 PM »

So I went to the shop and bought a pack of cards, a loaf of bread, a fuzzy puppy named Taco, a bowl of warm anchovy enchiladas with peppermint ice cream, a DVD featuring Pinky and the Brain, a long weight, a tin of Tartan Paint, some invisible ink which I immediately lost, a large carton of egg nog, a load of toilet paper, a turkey named Tom to eat on Thanksgiving, a frilly flirty French Maid's costume with black fishnet stockings, a partridge in a pear tree, a hot box of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, a binder to put all my cards in, some black pudding, an enormous bowl of treacle sponge with vanilla-flavoured custard, a christmas tree to put all my pressies under, a supercalifragilisticexpealidocious DVD of Mary Poppins to put under the christmas tree that I bought at the store, a load of teddy bear postage stamps, a box of harry potter christmas crackers, some organic carrots to leave for Rudolph the reindeer on Christmas Eve, five aussie coins, some Ralgex spray to sooth my poor aching back, a London Taxi to take me and my goodies home and a trip to the shop because i forgot a box of matches, a stuffed gromit soft toy to go with the large fluffy red dice, leopard-spotted steering-wheel cover and blue nodding dog on the dashboard of my acid-green Ferrari, some pick fluffy dice to go with them, the worlds most smallest mobile phone which got infected as soon as I sneezed, a hagrid autograph card and a vomit-flavoured Bertie Botts scratch-n-sniff 50-case incentive card I got from a dastardly-dodgey-dealer off ebay, a prop card of the sign of dumbledore's army with a captial D in the middle of the prop card, a limited-edition costume card of Snape dressed as Neville's grandma, an exclusive to Australia costume card of Mcgongall's dress she wore in Goblet of Fire, Mad-Eye Moody's spare glass eye, a winning lottery ticket for the Euro Millions, a copy of the order of the phoenix signed by every Member of the cast and by JKRowlings, a bottle of Snape's own-brand extra-greasy slime shampoo, a container of poly juice potion, a pair of shocking pink and lilac-striped fishnet stockings, a carmello koala bear, a bogey-flavoured Bertie Botts Every-Flavour Bean,a life sized card board cut out of a space Marine
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« Reply #46 on: February 09, 2006, 05:04:55 AM »

So I went to the shop and bought a pack of cards, a loaf of bread, a fuzzy puppy named Taco, a bowl of warm anchovy enchiladas with peppermint ice cream, a DVD featuring Pinky and the Brain, a long weight, a tin of Tartan Paint, some invisible ink which I immediately lost, a large carton of egg nog, a load of toilet paper, a turkey named Tom to eat on Thanksgiving, a frilly flirty French Maid's costume with black fishnet stockings, a partridge in a pear tree, a hot box of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, a binder to put all my cards in, some black pudding, an enormous bowl of treacle sponge with vanilla-flavoured custard, a christmas tree to put all my pressies under, a supercalifragilisticexpealidocious DVD of Mary Poppins to put under the christmas tree that I bought at the store, a load of teddy bear postage stamps, a box of harry potter christmas crackers, some organic carrots to leave for Rudolph the reindeer on Christmas Eve, five aussie coins, some Ralgex spray to sooth my poor aching back, a London Taxi to take me and my goodies home and a trip to the shop because i forgot a box of matches, a stuffed gromit soft toy to go with the large fluffy red dice, leopard-spotted steering-wheel cover and blue nodding dog on the dashboard of my acid-green Ferrari, some pick fluffy dice to go with them, the worlds most smallest mobile phone which got infected as soon as I sneezed, a Hagrid autograph card and a vomit-flavoured Bertie Botts scratch-n-sniff 50-case incentive card I got from a dastardly-dodgey-dealer off ebay, a prop card of the sign of dumbledore's army with a captial D in the middle of the prop card, a limited-edition costume card of Snape dressed as Neville's grandma, an exclusive to Australia costume card of Mcgongall's dress she wore in Goblet of Fire, Mad-Eye Moody's spare glass eye, a winning lottery ticket for the Euro Millions, a copy of the order of the phoenix signed by every Member of the cast and by JKRowlings, a bottle of Snape's own-brand extra-greasy slime shampoo, a container of poly juice potion, a pair of shocking pink and lilac-striped fishnet stockings, a carmello koala bear, a bogey-flavoured Bertie Botts Every-Flavour Bean, a life sized cardboard cut out of a space Marine, a 32-litre tin of Deluxe one-coat-covering rough-textured Forest Green and Mustard Yellow Tartan paint,
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« Reply #47 on: March 05, 2006, 04:20:51 PM »

So I went to the shop and bought a pack of cards, a loaf of bread, a fuzzy puppy named Taco, a bowl of warm anchovy enchiladas with peppermint ice cream, a DVD featuring Pinky and the Brain, a long weight, a tin of Tartan Paint, some invisible ink which I immediately lost, a large carton of egg nog, a load of toilet paper, a turkey named Tom to eat on Thanksgiving, a frilly flirty French Maid's costume with black fishnet stockings, a partridge in a pear tree, a hot box of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, a binder to put all my cards in, some black pudding, an enormous bowl of treacle sponge with vanilla-flavoured custard, a christmas tree to put all my pressies under, a supercalifragilisticexpealidocious DVD of Mary Poppins to put under the christmas tree that I bought at the store, a load of teddy bear postage stamps, a box of harry potter christmas crackers, some organic carrots to leave for Rudolph the reindeer on Christmas Eve, five aussie coins, some Ralgex spray to sooth my poor aching back, a London Taxi to take me and my goodies home and a trip to the shop because i forgot a box of matches, a stuffed gromit soft toy to go with the large fluffy red dice, leopard-spotted steering-wheel cover and blue nodding dog on the dashboard of my acid-green Ferrari, some pick fluffy dice to go with them, the worlds most smallest mobile phone which got infected as soon as I sneezed, a Hagrid autograph card and a vomit-flavoured Bertie Botts scratch-n-sniff 50-case incentive card I got from a dastardly-dodgey-dealer off ebay, a prop card of the sign of dumbledore's army with a captial D in the middle of the prop card, a limited-edition costume card of Snape dressed as Neville's grandma, an exclusive to Australia costume card of Mcgongall's dress she wore in Goblet of Fire, Mad-Eye Moody's spare glass eye, a winning lottery ticket for the Euro Millions, a copy of the order of the phoenix signed by every Member of the cast and by JKRowlings, a bottle of Snape's own-brand extra-greasy slime shampoo, a container of poly juice potion, a pair of shocking pink and lilac-striped fishnet stockings, a carmello koala bear, a bogey-flavoured Bertie Botts Every-Flavour Bean, a life sized cardboard cut out of a space Marine, a 32-litre tin of Deluxe one-coat-covering rough-textured Forest Green and Mustard Yellow Tartan paint,a purple pimple popper to go with my gruesome green ghastly from grimsby,
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« Reply #48 on: March 05, 2006, 11:39:09 PM »

So I went to the shop and bought a pack of cards, a loaf of bread, a fuzzy puppy named Taco, a bowl of warm anchovy enchiladas with peppermint ice cream, a DVD featuring Pinky and the Brain, a long weight, a tin of Tartan Paint, some invisible ink which I immediately lost, a large carton of egg nog, a load of toilet paper, a turkey named Tom to eat on Thanksgiving, a frilly flirty French Maid's costume with black fishnet stockings, a partridge in a pear tree, a hot box of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, a binder to put all my cards in, some black pudding, an enormous bowl of treacle sponge with vanilla-flavoured custard, a Christmas tree to put all my pressies under, a supercalifragilisticexpealidocious DVD of Mary Poppins to put under the Christmas tree that I bought at the store, a load of teddy bear postage stamps, a box of harry potter Christmas crackers, some organic carrots to leave for Rudolph the reindeer on Christmas Eve, five Aussie coins, some Ralgex spray to sooth my poor aching back, a London Taxi to take me and my goodies home and a trip to the shop because i forgot a box of matches, a stuffed gromit soft toy to go with the large fluffy red dice, leopard-spotted steering-wheel cover and blue nodding dog on the dashboard of my acid-green Ferrari, some pick fluffy dice to go with them, the worlds most smallest mobile phone which got infected as soon as I sneezed, a Hagrid autograph card and a vomit-flavoured Bertie Botts scratch-n-sniff 50-case incentive card I got from a dastardly-dodgey-dealer off ebay, a prop card of the sign of dumbledore's army with a capital D in the middle of the prop card, a limited-edition costume card of Snape dressed as Neville's grandma, an exclusive to Australia costume card of Mcgongall's dress she wore in Goblet of Fire, Mad-Eye Moody's spare glass eye, a winning lottery ticket for the Euro Millions, a copy of the order of the phoenix signed by every Member of the cast and by JKRowlings, a bottle of Snape's own-brand extra-greasy slime shampoo, a container of poly juice potion, a pair of shocking pink and lilac-striped fishnet stockings, a carmello koala bear, a bogey-flavoured Bertie Botts Every-Flavour Bean, a life sized cardboard cut out of a space Marine, a 32-litre tin of Deluxe one-coat-covering rough-textured Forest Green and Mustard Yellow Tartan paint,a purple pimple popper to go with my gruesome green ghastly from grimsby and a very large kennel to house my not so small fuzzy puppy called Taco.
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« Reply #49 on: March 06, 2006, 01:54:15 AM »

So I went to the shop and bought a pack of cards, a loaf of bread, a fuzzy puppy named Taco, a bowl of warm anchovy enchiladas with peppermint ice cream, a DVD featuring Pinky and the Brain, a long weight, a tin of Tartan Paint, some invisible ink which I immediately lost, a large carton of egg nog, a load of toilet paper, a turkey named Tom to eat on Thanksgiving, a frilly flirty French Maid's costume with black fishnet stockings, a partridge in a pear tree, a hot box of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, a binder to put all my cards in, some black pudding, an enormous bowl of treacle sponge with vanilla-flavoured custard, a Christmas tree to put all my pressies under, a supercalifragilisticexpealidocious DVD of Mary Poppins to put under the Christmas tree that I bought at the store, a load of teddy bear postage stamps, a box of harry potter Christmas crackers, some organic carrots to leave for Rudolph the reindeer on Christmas Eve, five Aussie coins, some Ralgex spray to sooth my poor aching back, a London Taxi to take me and my goodies home and a trip to the shop because i forgot a box of matches, a stuffed gromit soft toy to go with the large fluffy red dice, leopard-spotted steering-wheel cover and blue nodding dog on the dashboard of my acid-green Ferrari, some pick fluffy dice to go with them, the worlds most smallest mobile phone which got infected as soon as I sneezed, a Hagrid autograph card and a vomit-flavoured Bertie Botts scratch-n-sniff 50-case incentive card I got from a dastardly-dodgey-dealer off ebay, a prop card of the sign of dumbledore's army with a capital D in the middle of the prop card, a limited-edition costume card of Snape dressed as Neville's grandma, an exclusive to Australia costume card of Mcgongall's dress she wore in Goblet of Fire, Mad-Eye Moody's spare glass eye, a winning lottery ticket for the Euro Millions, a copy of the order of the phoenix signed by every Member of the cast and by JKRowlings, a bottle of Snape's own-brand extra-greasy slime shampoo, a container of poly juice potion, a pair of shocking pink and lilac-striped fishnet stockings, a carmello koala bear, a bogey-flavoured Bertie Botts Every-Flavour Bean, a life sized cardboard cut out of a space Marine, a 32-litre tin of Deluxe one-coat-covering rough-textured Forest Green and Mustard Yellow Tartan paint, a purple pimple popper to go with my gruesome green ghastly from grimsby, a very large kennel to house my not so small fuzzy puppy called Taco and a retractable leash which whistles while you walk,
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« Reply #50 on: April 28, 2006, 11:14:12 PM »

So I went to the shop and bought a pack of cards, a loaf of bread, a fuzzy puppy named Taco, a bowl of warm anchovy enchiladas with peppermint ice cream, a DVD featuring Pinky and the Brain, a long weight, a tin of Tartan Paint, some invisible ink which I immediately lost, a large carton of egg nog, a load of toilet paper, a turkey named Tom to eat on Thanksgiving, a frilly flirty French Maid's costume with black fishnet stockings, a partridge in a pear tree, a hot box of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, a binder to put all my cards in, some black pudding, an enormous bowl of treacle sponge with vanilla-flavoured custard, a Christmas tree to put all my pressies under, a supercalifragilisticexpealidocious DVD of Mary Poppins to put under the Christmas tree that I bought at the store, a load of teddy bear postage stamps, a box of harry potter Christmas crackers, some organic carrots to leave for Rudolph the reindeer on Christmas Eve, five Aussie coins, some Ralgex spray to sooth my poor aching back, a London Taxi to take me and my goodies home and a trip to the shop because i forgot a box of matches, a stuffed gromit soft toy to go with the large fluffy red dice, leopard-spotted steering-wheel cover and blue nodding dog on the dashboard of my acid-green Ferrari, some pick fluffy dice to go with them, the worlds most smallest mobile phone which got infected as soon as I sneezed, a Hagrid autograph card and a vomit-flavoured Bertie Botts scratch-n-sniff 50-case incentive card I got from a dastardly-dodgey-dealer off ebay, a prop card of the sign of dumbledore's army with a capital D in the middle of the prop card, a limited-edition costume card of Snape dressed as Neville's grandma, an exclusive to Australia costume card of Mcgongall's dress she wore in Goblet of Fire, Mad-Eye Moody's spare glass eye, a winning lottery ticket for the Euro Millions, a copy of the order of the phoenix signed by every Member of the cast and by JKRowlings, a bottle of Snape's own-brand extra-greasy slime shampoo, a container of poly juice potion, a pair of shocking pink and lilac-striped fishnet stockings, a carmello koala bear, a bogey-flavoured Bertie Botts Every-Flavour Bean, a life sized cardboard cut out of a space Marine, a 32-litre tin of Deluxe one-coat-covering rough-textured Forest Green and Mustard Yellow Tartan paint, a purple pimple popper to go with my gruesome green ghastly from grimsby, a very large kennel to house my not so small fuzzy puppy called Taco and a retractable leash which whistles while you walk,a computer generated purple hamster
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« Reply #51 on: April 28, 2006, 11:53:28 PM »

So I went to the shop and bought a pack of cards, a loaf of bread, a fuzzy puppy named Taco, a bowl of warm anchovy enchiladas with peppermint ice cream, a DVD featuring Pinky and the Brain, a long weight, a tin of Tartan Paint, some invisible ink which I immediately lost, a large carton of egg nog, a load of toilet paper, a turkey named Tom to eat on Thanksgiving, a frilly flirty French Maid's costume with black fishnet stockings, a partridge in a pear tree, a hot box of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, a binder to put all my cards in, some black pudding, an enormous bowl of treacle sponge with vanilla-flavoured custard, a Christmas tree to put all my pressies under, a supercalifragilisticexpealidocious DVD of Mary Poppins to put under the Christmas tree that I bought at the store, a load of teddy bear postage stamps, a box of harry potter Christmas crackers, some organic carrots to leave for Rudolph the reindeer on Christmas Eve, five Aussie coins, some Ralgex spray to sooth my poor aching back, a London Taxi to take me and my goodies home and a trip to the shop because i forgot a box of matches, a stuffed gromit soft toy to go with the large fluffy red dice, leopard-spotted steering-wheel cover and blue nodding dog on the dashboard of my acid-green Ferrari, some pick fluffy dice to go with them, the worlds most smallest mobile phone which got infected as soon as I sneezed, a Hagrid autograph card and a vomit-flavoured Bertie Botts scratch-n-sniff 50-case incentive card I got from a dastardly-dodgey-dealer off ebay, a prop card of the sign of dumbledore's army with a capital D in the middle of the prop card, a limited-edition costume card of Snape dressed as Neville's grandma, an exclusive to Australia costume card of Mcgongall's dress she wore in Goblet of Fire, Mad-Eye Moody's spare glass eye, a winning lottery ticket for the Euro Millions, a copy of the order of the phoenix signed by every Member of the cast and by JKRowlings, a bottle of Snape's own-brand extra-greasy slime shampoo, a container of poly juice potion, a pair of shocking pink and lilac-striped fishnet stockings, a carmello koala bear, a bogey-flavoured Bertie Botts Every-Flavour Bean, a life sized cardboard cut out of a space Marine, a 32-litre tin of Deluxe one-coat-covering rough-textured Forest Green and Mustard Yellow Tartan paint, a purple pimple popper to go with my gruesome green ghastly from grimsby, a very large kennel to house my not so small fuzzy puppy called Taco and a retractable leash which whistles while you walk, a computer generated purple hamster which dances like a maniac to the Crazy Frog tune when you receive an email message,
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« Reply #52 on: April 29, 2006, 12:02:38 AM »

So I went to the shop and bought a pack of cards, a loaf of bread, a fuzzy puppy named Taco, a bowl of warm anchovy enchiladas with peppermint ice cream, a DVD featuring Pinky and the Brain, a long weight, a tin of Tartan Paint, some invisible ink which I immediately lost, a large carton of egg nog, a load of toilet paper, a turkey named Tom to eat on Thanksgiving, a frilly flirty French Maid's costume with black fishnet stockings, a partridge in a pear tree, a hot box of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, a binder to put all my cards in, some black pudding, an enormous bowl of treacle sponge with vanilla-flavoured custard, a Christmas tree to put all my pressies under, a supercalifragilisticexpealidocious DVD of Mary Poppins to put under the Christmas tree that I bought at the store, a load of teddy bear postage stamps, a box of harry potter Christmas crackers, some organic carrots to leave for Rudolph the reindeer on Christmas Eve, five Aussie coins, some Ralgex spray to sooth my poor aching back, a London Taxi to take me and my goodies home and a trip to the shop because i forgot a box of matches, a stuffed gromit soft toy to go with the large fluffy red dice, leopard-spotted steering-wheel cover and blue nodding dog on the dashboard of my acid-green Ferrari, some pick fluffy dice to go with them, the worlds most smallest mobile phone which got infected as soon as I sneezed, a Hagrid autograph card and a vomit-flavoured Bertie Botts scratch-n-sniff 50-case incentive card I got from a dastardly-dodgey-dealer off ebay, a prop card of the sign of dumbledore's army with a capital D in the middle of the prop card, a limited-edition costume card of Snape dressed as Neville's grandma, an exclusive to Australia costume card of Mcgongall's dress she wore in Goblet of Fire, Mad-Eye Moody's spare glass eye, a winning lottery ticket for the Euro Millions, a copy of the order of the phoenix signed by every Member of the cast and by JKRowlings, a bottle of Snape's own-brand extra-greasy slime shampoo, a container of poly juice potion, a pair of shocking pink and lilac-striped fishnet stockings, a carmello koala bear, a bogey-flavoured Bertie Botts Every-Flavour Bean, a life sized cardboard cut out of a space Marine, a 32-litre tin of Deluxe one-coat-covering rough-textured Forest Green and Mustard Yellow Tartan paint, a purple pimple popper to go with my gruesome green ghastly from grimsby, a very large kennel to house my not so small fuzzy puppy called Taco and a retractable leash which whistles while you walk, a computer generated purple hamster which dances like a maniac to the Crazy Frog tune when you receive an email message, an enchilada strangely shaped like the Prime Ministers head
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« Reply #53 on: April 29, 2006, 05:39:07 AM »

So I went to the shop and bought a pack of cards, a loaf of bread, a fuzzy puppy named Taco, a bowl of warm anchovy enchiladas with peppermint ice cream, a DVD featuring Pinky and the Brain, a long weight, a tin of Tartan Paint, some invisible ink which I immediately lost, a large carton of egg nog, a load of toilet paper, a turkey named Tom to eat on Thanksgiving, a frilly flirty French Maid's costume with black fishnet stockings, a partridge in a pear tree, a hot box of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, a binder to put all my cards in, some black pudding, an enormous bowl of treacle sponge with vanilla-flavoured custard, a Christmas tree to put all my pressies under, a supercalifragilisticexpealidocious DVD of Mary Poppins to put under the Christmas tree that I bought at the store, a load of teddy bear postage stamps, a box of harry potter Christmas crackers, some organic carrots to leave for Rudolph the reindeer on Christmas Eve, five Aussie coins, some Ralgex spray to sooth my poor aching back, a London Taxi to take me and my goodies home and a trip to the shop because i forgot a box of matches, a stuffed gromit soft toy to go with the large fluffy red dice, leopard-spotted steering-wheel cover and blue nodding dog on the dashboard of my acid-green Ferrari, some pick fluffy dice to go with them, the worlds most smallest mobile phone which got infected as soon as I sneezed, a Hagrid autograph card and a vomit-flavoured Bertie Botts scratch-n-sniff 50-case incentive card I got from a dastardly-dodgey-dealer off ebay, a prop card of the sign of dumbledore's army with a capital D in the middle of the prop card, a limited-edition costume card of Snape dressed as Neville's grandma, an exclusive to Australia costume card of Mcgongall's dress she wore in Goblet of Fire, Mad-Eye Moody's spare glass eye, a winning lottery ticket for the Euro Millions, a copy of the order of the phoenix signed by every Member of the cast and by JKRowlings, a bottle of Snape's own-brand extra-greasy slime shampoo, a container of poly juice potion, a pair of shocking pink and lilac-striped fishnet stockings, a carmello koala bear, a bogey-flavoured Bertie Botts Every-Flavour Bean, a life sized cardboard cut out of a space Marine, a 32-litre tin of Deluxe one-coat-covering rough-textured Forest Green and Mustard Yellow Tartan paint, a purple pimple popper to go with my gruesome green ghastly from grimsby, a very large kennel to house my not so small fuzzy puppy called Taco and a retractable leash which whistles while you walk, a computer generated purple hamster which dances like a maniac to the Crazy Frog tune when you receive an email message, an enchilada strangely shaped like the Prime Ministers head, a life-sized acid green waxworks model of Kermit he Frog sitting in the lotus position,
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« Reply #54 on: April 29, 2006, 06:50:04 PM »

So I went to the shop and bought a pack of cards, a loaf of bread, a fuzzy puppy named Taco, a bowl of warm anchovy enchiladas with peppermint ice cream, a DVD featuring Pinky and the Brain, a long weight, a tin of Tartan Paint, some invisible ink which I immediately lost, a large carton of egg nog, a load of toilet paper, a turkey named Tom to eat on Thanksgiving, a frilly flirty French Maid's costume with black fishnet stockings, a partridge in a pear tree, a hot box of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, a binder to put all my cards in, some black pudding, an enormous bowl of treacle sponge with vanilla-flavoured custard, a Christmas tree to put all my pressies under, a supercalifragilisticexpealidocious DVD of Mary Poppins to put under the Christmas tree that I bought at the store, a load of teddy bear postage stamps, a box of harry potter Christmas crackers, some organic carrots to leave for Rudolph the reindeer on Christmas Eve, five Aussie coins, some Ralgex spray to sooth my poor aching back, a London Taxi to take me and my goodies home and a trip to the shop because i forgot a box of matches, a stuffed gromit soft toy to go with the large fluffy red dice, leopard-spotted steering-wheel cover and blue nodding dog on the dashboard of my acid-green Ferrari, some pick fluffy dice to go with them, the worlds most smallest mobile phone which got infected as soon as I sneezed, a Hagrid autograph card and a vomit-flavoured Bertie Botts scratch-n-sniff 50-case incentive card I got from a dastardly-dodgey-dealer off ebay, a prop card of the sign of dumbledore's army with a capital D in the middle of the prop card, a limited-edition costume card of Snape dressed as Neville's grandma, an exclusive to Australia costume card of Mcgongall's dress she wore in Goblet of Fire, Mad-Eye Moody's spare glass eye, a winning lottery ticket for the Euro Millions, a copy of the order of the phoenix signed by every Member of the cast and by JKRowlings, a bottle of Snape's own-brand extra-greasy slime shampoo, a container of poly juice potion, a pair of shocking pink and lilac-striped fishnet stockings, a carmello koala bear, a bogey-flavoured Bertie Botts Every-Flavour Bean, a life sized cardboard cut out of a space Marine, a 32-litre tin of Deluxe one-coat-covering rough-textured Forest Green and Mustard Yellow Tartan paint, a purple pimple popper to go with my gruesome green ghastly from grimsby, a very large kennel to house my not so small fuzzy puppy called Taco and a retractable leash which whistles while you walk, a computer generated purple hamster which dances like a maniac to the Crazy Frog tune when you receive an email message, an enchilada strangely shaped like the Prime Ministers head, a life-sized acid green waxworks model of Kermit he Frog sitting in the lotus position and two boxes of half price perfiteroles from the Co-Op.
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« Reply #55 on: April 29, 2006, 07:10:49 PM »

So I went to the shop and bought a pack of cards, a loaf of bread, a fuzzy puppy named Taco, a bowl of warm anchovy enchiladas with peppermint ice cream, a DVD featuring Pinky and the Brain, a long weight, a tin of Tartan Paint, some invisible ink which I immediately lost, a large carton of egg nog, a load of toilet paper, a turkey named Tom to eat on Thanksgiving, a frilly flirty French Maid's costume with black fishnet stockings, a partridge in a pear tree, a hot box of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, a binder to put all my cards in, some black pudding, an enormous bowl of treacle sponge with vanilla-flavoured custard, a Christmas tree to put all my pressies under, a supercalifragilisticexpealidocious DVD of Mary Poppins to put under the Christmas tree that I bought at the store, a load of teddy bear postage stamps, a box of harry potter Christmas crackers, some organic carrots to leave for Rudolph the reindeer on Christmas Eve, five Aussie coins, some Ralgex spray to sooth my poor aching back, a London Taxi to take me and my goodies home and a trip to the shop because i forgot a box of matches, a stuffed gromit soft toy to go with the large fluffy red dice, leopard-spotted steering-wheel cover and blue nodding dog on the dashboard of my acid-green Ferrari, some pick fluffy dice to go with them, the worlds most smallest mobile phone which got infected as soon as I sneezed, a Hagrid autograph card and a vomit-flavoured Bertie Botts scratch-n-sniff 50-case incentive card I got from a dastardly-dodgey-dealer off ebay, a prop card of the sign of dumbledore's army with a capital D in the middle of the prop card, a limited-edition costume card of Snape dressed as Neville's grandma, an exclusive to Australia costume card of Mcgongall's dress she wore in Goblet of Fire, Mad-Eye Moody's spare glass eye, a winning lottery ticket for the Euro Millions, a copy of the order of the phoenix signed by every Member of the cast and by JKRowlings, a bottle of Snape's own-brand extra-greasy slime shampoo, a container of poly juice potion, a pair of shocking pink and lilac-striped fishnet stockings, a carmello koala bear, a bogey-flavoured Bertie Botts Every-Flavour Bean, a life sized cardboard cut out of a space Marine, a 32-litre tin of Deluxe one-coat-covering rough-textured Forest Green and Mustard Yellow Tartan paint, a purple pimple popper to go with my gruesome green ghastly from grimsby, a very large kennel to house my not so small fuzzy puppy called Taco and a retractable leash which whistles while you walk, a computer generated purple hamster which dances like a maniac to the Crazy Frog tune when you receive an email message, an enchilada strangely shaped like the Prime Ministers head, a life-sized acid green waxworks model of Kermit he Frog sitting in the lotus position, two boxes of half price perfiteroles from the Co-Op, a large can of squirty brandy cream,
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« Reply #56 on: April 30, 2006, 03:42:21 AM »

So I went to the shop and bought a pack of cards, a loaf of bread, a fuzzy puppy named Taco, a bowl of warm anchovy enchiladas with peppermint ice cream, a DVD featuring Pinky and the Brain, a long weight, a tin of Tartan Paint, some invisible ink which I immediately lost, a large carton of egg nog, a load of toilet paper, a turkey named Tom to eat on Thanksgiving, a frilly flirty French Maid's costume with black fishnet stockings, a partridge in a pear tree, a hot box of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, a binder to put all my cards in, some black pudding, an enormous bowl of treacle sponge with vanilla-flavoured custard, a Christmas tree to put all my pressies under, a supercalifragilisticexpealidocious DVD of Mary Poppins to put under the Christmas tree that I bought at the store, a load of teddy bear postage stamps, a box of harry potter Christmas crackers, some organic carrots to leave for Rudolph the reindeer on Christmas Eve, five Aussie coins, some Ralgex spray to sooth my poor aching back, a London Taxi to take me and my goodies home and a trip to the shop because i forgot a box of matches, a stuffed gromit soft toy to go with the large fluffy red dice, leopard-spotted steering-wheel cover and blue nodding dog on the dashboard of my acid-green Ferrari, some pick fluffy dice to go with them, the worlds most smallest mobile phone which got infected as soon as I sneezed, a Hagrid autograph card and a vomit-flavoured Bertie Botts scratch-n-sniff 50-case incentive card I got from a dastardly-dodgey-dealer off ebay, a prop card of the sign of dumbledore's army with a capital D in the middle of the prop card, a limited-edition costume card of Snape dressed as Neville's grandma, an exclusive to Australia costume card of Mcgongall's dress she wore in Goblet of Fire, Mad-Eye Moody's spare glass eye, a winning lottery ticket for the Euro Millions, a copy of the order of the phoenix signed by every Member of the cast and by JKRowlings, a bottle of Snape's own-brand extra-greasy slime shampoo, a container of poly juice potion, a pair of shocking pink and lilac-striped fishnet stockings, a carmello koala bear, a bogey-flavoured Bertie Botts Every-Flavour Bean, a life sized cardboard cut out of a space Marine, a 32-litre tin of Deluxe one-coat-covering rough-textured Forest Green and Mustard Yellow Tartan paint, a purple pimple popper to go with my gruesome green ghastly from grimsby, a very large kennel to house my not so small fuzzy puppy called Taco and a retractable leash which whistles while you walk, a computer generated purple hamster which dances like a maniac to the Crazy Frog tune when you receive an email message, an enchilada strangely shaped like the Prime Ministers head, a life-sized acid green waxworks model of Kermit he Frog sitting in the lotus position, two boxes of half price perfiteroles from the Co-Op, a large can of squirty brandy cream, a limited edition Rose and K9 action figure from Tescos,
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« Reply #57 on: May 18, 2006, 04:48:39 AM »

So I went to the shop and bought a pack of cards, a loaf of bread, a fuzzy puppy named Taco, a bowl of warm anchovy enchiladas with peppermint ice cream, a DVD featuring Pinky and the Brain, a long weight, a tin of Tartan Paint, some invisible ink which I immediately lost, a large carton of egg nog, a load of toilet paper, a turkey named Tom to eat on Thanksgiving, a frilly flirty French Maid's costume with black fishnet stockings, a partridge in a pear tree, a hot box of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, a binder to put all my cards in, some black pudding, an enormous bowl of treacle sponge with vanilla-flavoured custard, a Christmas tree to put all my pressies under, a supercalifragilisticexpealidocious DVD of Mary Poppins to put under the Christmas tree that I bought at the store, a load of teddy bear postage stamps, a box of harry potter Christmas crackers, some organic carrots to leave for Rudolph the reindeer on Christmas Eve, five Aussie coins, some Ralgex spray to sooth my poor aching back, a London Taxi to take me and my goodies home and a trip to the shop because i forgot a box of matches, a stuffed gromit soft toy to go with the large fluffy red dice, leopard-spotted steering-wheel cover and blue nodding dog on the dashboard of my acid-green Ferrari, some pick fluffy dice to go with them, the worlds most smallest mobile phone which got infected as soon as I sneezed, a Hagrid autograph card and a vomit-flavoured Bertie Botts scratch-n-sniff 50-case incentive card I got from a dastardly-dodgey-dealer off ebay, a prop card of the sign of dumbledore's army with a capital D in the middle of the prop card, a limited-edition costume card of Snape dressed as Neville's grandma, an exclusive to Australia costume card of Mcgongall's dress she wore in Goblet of Fire, Mad-Eye Moody's spare glass eye, a winning lottery ticket for the Euro Millions, a copy of the order of the phoenix signed by every Member of the cast and by JKRowlings, a bottle of Snape's own-brand extra-greasy slime shampoo, a container of poly juice potion, a pair of shocking pink and lilac-striped fishnet stockings, a carmello koala bear, a bogey-flavoured Bertie Botts Every-Flavour Bean, a life sized cardboard cut out of a space Marine, a 32-litre tin of Deluxe one-coat-covering rough-textured Forest Green and Mustard Yellow Tartan paint, a purple pimple popper to go with my gruesome green ghastly from grimsby, a very large kennel to house my not so small fuzzy puppy called Taco and a retractable leash which whistles while you walk, a computer generated purple hamster which dances like a maniac to the Crazy Frog tune when you receive an email message, an enchilada strangely shaped like the Prime Ministers head, a life-sized acid green waxworks model of Kermit he Frog sitting in the lotus position, two boxes of half price perfiteroles from the Co-Op, a large can of squirty brandy cream, a limited edition Rose and K9 action figure from Tescos, a life-size remote-controlled Dalek free with 10,000 boxes of Sugar Puffs cereal,
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« Reply #58 on: May 22, 2007, 03:53:41 PM »

So I went to the shop and bought a pack of cards, a loaf of bread, a fuzzy puppy named Taco, a bowl of warm anchovy enchiladas with peppermint ice cream, a DVD featuring Pinky and the Brain, a long weight, a tin of Tartan Paint, some invisible ink which I immediately lost, a large carton of egg nog, a load of toilet paper, a turkey named Tom to eat on Thanksgiving, a frilly flirty French Maid's costume with black fishnet stockings, a partridge in a pear tree, a hot box of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, a binder to put all my cards in, some black pudding, an enormous bowl of treacle sponge with vanilla-flavoured custard, a Christmas tree to put all my pressies under, a supercalifragilisticexpealidocious DVD of Mary Poppins to put under the Christmas tree that I bought at the store, a load of teddy bear postage stamps, a box of harry potter Christmas crackers, some organic carrots to leave for Rudolph the reindeer on Christmas Eve, five Aussie coins, some Ralgex spray to sooth my poor aching back, a London Taxi to take me and my goodies home and a trip to the shop because i forgot a box of matches, a stuffed gromit soft toy to go with the large fluffy red dice, leopard-spotted steering-wheel cover and blue nodding dog on the dashboard of my acid-green Ferrari, some pick fluffy dice to go with them, the worlds most smallest mobile phone which got infected as soon as I sneezed, a Hagrid autograph card and a vomit-flavoured Bertie Botts scratch-n-sniff 50-case incentive card I got from a dastardly-dodgey-dealer off ebay, a prop card of the sign of dumbledore's army with a capital D in the middle of the prop card, a limited-edition costume card of Snape dressed as Neville's grandma, an exclusive to Australia costume card of Mcgongall's dress she wore in Goblet of Fire, Mad-Eye Moody's spare glass eye, a winning lottery ticket for the Euro Millions, a copy of the order of the phoenix signed by every Member of the cast and by JKRowlings, a bottle of Snape's own-brand extra-greasy slime shampoo, a container of poly juice potion, a pair of shocking pink and lilac-striped fishnet stockings, a carmello koala bear, a bogey-flavoured Bertie Botts Every-Flavour Bean, a life sized cardboard cut out of a space Marine, a 32-litre tin of Deluxe one-coat-covering rough-textured Forest Green and Mustard Yellow Tartan paint, a purple pimple popper to go with my gruesome green ghastly from grimsby, a very large kennel to house my not so small fuzzy puppy called Taco and a retractable leash which whistles while you walk, a computer generated purple hamster which dances like a maniac to the Crazy Frog tune when you receive an email message, an enchilada strangely shaped like the Prime Ministers head, a life-sized acid green waxworks model of Kermit he Frog sitting in the lotus position, two boxes of half price perfiteroles from the Co-Op, a large can of squirty brandy cream, a limited edition Rose and K9 action figure from Tescos, a life-size remote-controlled Dalek free with 10,000 boxes of Sugar Puffs cereal, a really, really big trolly to hold all my stuff in,
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« Reply #59 on: May 22, 2007, 06:29:15 PM »

So I went to the shop and bought a pack of cards, a loaf of bread, a fuzzy puppy named Taco, a bowl of warm anchovy enchiladas with peppermint ice cream, a DVD featuring Pinky and the Brain, a long weight, a tin of Tartan Paint, some invisible ink which I immediately lost, a large carton of egg nog, a load of toilet paper, a turkey named Tom to eat on Thanksgiving, a frilly flirty French Maid's costume with black fishnet stockings, a partridge in a pear tree, a hot box of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, a binder to put all my cards in, some black pudding, an enormous bowl of treacle sponge with vanilla-flavoured custard, a Christmas tree to put all my pressies under, a supercalifragilisticexpealidocious DVD of Mary Poppins to put under the Christmas tree that I bought at the store, a load of teddy bear postage stamps, a box of harry potter Christmas crackers, some organic carrots to leave for Rudolph the reindeer on Christmas Eve, five Aussie coins, some Ralgex spray to sooth my poor aching back, a London Taxi to take me and my goodies home and a trip to the shop because I forgot a box of matches, a stuffed gromit soft toy to go with the large fluffy red dice, leopard-spotted steering-wheel cover and blue nodding dog on the dashboard of my acid-green Ferrari, some pick fluffy dice to go with them, the worlds most smallest mobile phone which got infected as soon as I sneezed, a Hagrid autograph card and a vomit-flavoured Bertie Botts scratch-n-sniff 50-case incentive card I got from a dastardly-dodgey-dealer off ebay, a prop card of the sign of dumbledore's army with a capital D in the middle of the prop card, a limited-edition costume card of Snape dressed as Neville's grandma, an exclusive to Australia costume card of Mcgongall's dress she wore in Goblet of Fire, Mad-Eye Moody's spare glass eye, a winning lottery ticket for the Euro Millions, a copy of the order of the phoenix signed by every Member of the cast and by JKRowlings, a bottle of Snape's own-brand extra-greasy slime shampoo, a container of poly juice potion, a pair of shocking pink and lilac-striped fishnet stockings, a carmello koala bear, a bogey-flavoured Bertie Botts Every-Flavour Bean, a life sized cardboard cut out of a space Marine, a 32-litre tin of Deluxe one-coat-covering rough-textured Forest Green and Mustard Yellow Tartan paint, a purple pimple popper to go with my gruesome green ghastly from grimsby, a very large kennel to house my not so small fuzzy puppy called Taco and a retractable leash which whistles while you walk, a computer generated purple hamster which dances like a maniac to the Crazy Frog tune when you receive an email message, an enchilada strangely shaped like the Prime Ministers head, a life-sized acid green waxworks model of Kermit he Frog sitting in the lotus position, two boxes of half price perfiteroles from the Co-Op, a large can of squirty brandy cream, a limited edition Rose and K9 action figure from Tescos, a life-size remote-controlled Dalek free with 10,000 boxes of Sugar Puffs cereal, a really, really big trolley to hold all my stuff in, a bright orange-and-black-striped mynah bird named Digby-Dahlink which sits on my shoulder as I do the ironing and sings the Teletubbies theme-song all day long,
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