Well, it looks like the event must happen, so welcome everyone to the first international Taco Symposium. Sorry, I forgot the Chips 'n' Dip, so you are on your own on that front. To start with today, let us introduce:
THE TACO!
An average example of a scrumptious soft and hard shell taco. Yummy yummy.
These are two more examples of your basic nummy taco, a wonderful, easily produced food for the masses. Do marvel.
This is a taco salad, the orgins of which are shrouded in mystery, but are rumoured to be the work of a man from Upper Boise who just couldn't keep his crispy taco shell in one piece.
These are some of the things that can go into a taco. Other lesser known, and not always recommended ingrediants include small woodland animals, your Harry Potter prop cards, and neighborhood children.
This is art inspired by the taco. Strangely enough, it is also yummy.
Here are two lovely little critters who are not tacos, but who are, indeed, named Taco.
This is another fuzzy fun one named Taco, who enjoys his daytime telly, usually coronation street, and his brandy.
This is the directions to a place that, you guessed it, serves tacos.
This is a clown named Taco, and unlike real tacos, is quite frightening.
This is a Ferret named Taco, and upon last check, is no relation of the Draco Malfoy Ferret.
This man...has nothing to do with tacos.
These are not tacos...
and neither are these.
This bloke doesn't know what a taco is.
She has nothing to do with Tacos, but is rather a blatant attempt to insert a lovely lady into my symposium on tacos.
And finally, this is what will happen if you eat to many good tacos, or any quanitity of bad tacos. Thank you for your time, attention, and interest in the taco symposium. We now turn the stage over M. Python for his symposium on sympoiums.
