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Morningangel-Iola
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« on: September 02, 2005, 05:49:14 PM »

I was the on an other website and thought I would share.

May have already been posted..... BUT....
(get your history teacher to explain this!!)

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.

John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.

John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.

Both wives lost their children while living in the White House

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.

Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.

Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.

Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.

Lynd on Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.

Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.

Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'

Kennedy was shot in a car called 'Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.

Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a
theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker...

A week before Lincolnwas shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland

A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
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« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2005, 09:34:39 PM »

Wow! Shocked  Those are interesting parallels Dawn.  I remember these events from US History classes, but I had never seen it written out this way before.
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« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2005, 10:06:44 PM »

Morning....
That last line should have been:
That's exactly what I thought when I read it!  ROFL!  ROFL!
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Sorry!
Ooooooh...... dear, John.  We are in trouble!
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« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2005, 10:13:24 PM »

Morning....
That last line should have been:

A week before Kennedy was shot, he was in Marilyn Monroe.
That's exactly what I thought when I read it!  ROFL!  ROFL!

I thought the same thing, but isn't this a "family" forum? Roll Eyes
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« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2005, 11:02:14 PM »

oi, keep it clean lads
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« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2005, 11:32:57 PM »

SNAP!

That is really good!

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« Reply #6 on: September 03, 2005, 02:14:56 AM »

Yes me too but clean it is Wink
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