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« Reply #20 on: May 04, 2005, 02:41:27 AM »

My cat takes a shower with me sometime  Grin I've known alot of cats that do that like jump in the pool with you, shower, bath. Mine loves water Grin
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« Reply #21 on: May 04, 2005, 02:43:18 AM »

Thank you  Grin  I probably still won't get one but the next time one of the neighbours cats purrs around my feet I will remember all these nice things.

I surpose as Gryffindors we are honour bound to like cats (big and small  Wink).  Mike as you are a  Hufflepuff you probably have a bit of Gryffindor in you  Grin
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« Reply #22 on: May 04, 2005, 02:45:04 AM »

I love cats so I guess I have a little bit of Gryffindor in me. I do find that I am friends with a lot of Gryffindors Grin
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« Reply #23 on: May 04, 2005, 02:51:42 AM »

I don't know many people with a badger as a pet Undecided Mind you Gryffindor is a lion and not just any old moggy cat Grin
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« Reply #24 on: May 04, 2005, 02:53:27 AM »

I dont think many people have lions ether Shocked. I like badger but I wouldnt want them as pets
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« Reply #25 on: May 04, 2005, 04:30:41 AM »

I am guessing (hoping) the high bidder signed up for a new ID just to take the piss out of this auction... that is hilarious... and disgusting Tongue
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« Reply #26 on: May 04, 2005, 04:37:59 AM »

This auction is just in time for the new Elvis movie also...How many movies does that make about Elvis now   Huh

This auction is just as bad as the Virgin Mary grilled cheese sandwitch auction  Roll Eyes

It amazes me some of the things people will buy  Shocked
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« Reply #27 on: May 08, 2005, 02:39:23 AM »

I haven't laughed that hard in a very long time!  ROFL!
Fortunately, neither of my two kitties do that often, and certainly not that creatively(although I'm sure the whole thing is a joke.) At least I hope it is.
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« Reply #28 on: May 13, 2005, 04:25:39 AM »

OMG i didn't even look at the price.who in gods name would paym that much for that!
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« Reply #29 on: May 23, 2005, 09:06:52 PM »

i ve never seen a cat hair ball before i had a cat for 12 years.It died at easter.But thats just sick Hopping Mad ROFL! :'(
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« Reply #30 on: May 27, 2005, 04:26:34 AM »

I've never heard of one dying. My cat sometimes goes without a hair ball for half a year then sometimes she coughs them up three or four times a month. It depends on how the cat eats. If they eat diet stuff they sometimes dont have one for a year but if they eat *as I say it* heathy and eat those with the nuggets and stuff then they might have then about 15 to 20 times a year. Its shows that the cat is heathy and trying to deposit things from its body even if you wish they wouldnt Tongue

Oh, and if you want to reduce your cats hair-balls they make their favorite food now coated with hair-ball reducer solution to keep them eating and reducing those nasty, slimy, warm, smelly hair-balls Grin

You mean those nasty, slimy, warm, smelly $127.00 hair-balls?  Shocked
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« Reply #31 on: June 23, 2005, 06:40:56 PM »

Even if the cat could cough up solid gold strands of hairball I wouldn't be interested... it's just not worth it - the poor voles and mice of the area would be constantly deposited lifeless all over the path by your door... ick!

Not to mention that you get to hear the squeals of the mice as they kill them for sport - Sad yes cats LOOK cute but they really aren't! They are little evil balls of fluff.
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« Reply #32 on: June 23, 2005, 06:59:55 PM »

They are little evil balls of fluff.

Looks like we have a cattist in our ranks here Wink
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« Reply #33 on: June 23, 2005, 07:02:12 PM »

"They are little evil balls of fluff."

HA! I'll have you know that my FOUR cats are hardly evil, and not very fluffy either.

Here's to you Smokey, Snowball, Bandit and Tigger

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« Reply #34 on: June 23, 2005, 07:13:28 PM »

lol - you caught me on a bad day today - had you asked me this 4 weeks ago I would say "ahh Mark's neighbours have the 2 cutest little kittens - one is black and white and cute as... well ... cute as a kitten Wink and the other has longer hair and white long haired ears which give him a mad look so we have dubbed him Einstein - soooooooooooooooo cute".

Over the past 4 weeks they have started depositing mice, voles and other redish disgusting blobs all over Mark's path and they have gone out of my good books - I think I also went out of their good books when I prevented them from coming into Mark's garden to chase a vole that had managed to escape and get under the fence into Mark's garden... I sat them out reading my book and they wouldn't go past me - Einstein just meowed at me...

If I get hatemail I will know that it's Einstein's fault Wink

Not to mention that I rang a very old friend the other day - he was half way through cursing his mother's cat who had brought a bird to the front door and Dave was shouting at it to take that thing outside... the cat just looked at him and then squeezed the bird in it's jaws until it's eye balls bulged and blead.

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« Reply #35 on: June 23, 2005, 07:17:49 PM »

Oh that's uttery charming Roz. Excuse me while I take my food elsewhere *vomit icon*

I think bells on cat collars are a good idea, many cat owners have them and it helps cut down on the amount of native fauna that pet cats kill here.

One of my closest friends has recently gotten a new kitten called Thumper which everyone is now cooing over. She tells me that she is now known as 'the kitten's mother' and that her fiancee treats him like his own newborn baby which is slightly disturbing ROFL!
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« Reply #36 on: June 23, 2005, 07:22:37 PM »

I think bells on cat collars are a good idea, many cat owners have them and it helps cut down on the amount of native fauna that pet cats kill here.

Ooh that really is a wonderful idea - although I remember a story of a friend of mine who lived and had a cat in the States. Philly perhaps? Well that's where they live now, they are a military family so I think they move a fair bit. Anyway - my friend was equally upset that her cute baby kitten balls of fur were terrorising the local mouse population (and of course out in the country mice aren't really a problem for homes as there's plenty of food for them outside).

Anyway they got fed up with all the dead things and so she bought a bell and a glow in the dark collar.

Needlesstosay next morning the cat didn't come home!

So remember in the Americas cats have larger animals that might pray on them, especially if you mark them with a light collar and bell) here in the UK there's not really anything to threaten them (except Roz sleepwalking Wink) so it's probably fine to put a bell on them.
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« Reply #37 on: June 23, 2005, 10:54:31 PM »

Mike - I love Russian Blues!!  Lucky you!!

I have two short hair cats, and the one throws up every day.  Sometimes it is hairballs and they can be big.  I have those treats to help as well, and also some medicated gel that she licks to help.  But mostly, she throws up her food.  I think she is anorexic or something because she is so tiny......the Vet thought she might have human hair stuck under her tongue causing her to gag, but she doesn't.  We concluded that she swallows her food whole, trying to eat before her sister eats everything, and then throws it up because she can't diges tthe full pieces of food.  I tried moving her bowl somewhere else, but then she just tries to eat out of her sisters........  Oh well, she is 5 years old now, so I guess she is okay.  I give her wet food once in a while so she gets nutrients, and she eats treats without any problems, and she doesn't throw up every time she eats, but I do mostly find something at least once a day.

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« Reply #38 on: June 23, 2005, 10:58:16 PM »



The evil Millicent Wink she's very cute really Wink
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« Reply #39 on: June 24, 2005, 07:23:35 PM »

"Over the past 4 weeks they have started depositing mice, voles and other redish disgusting blobs all over Mark's path "

This means they love you and want you to be happy so they are bringing you gifts the only way they know how Wink Mine don't go outside, though, oddly, they suffer the exact problem that Sara's cat does - not keeping the food down, and I swear it's because they eat soo fast ...

But no worries Smiley I know that just because I love the kitties, not everyone does.

Sad but true fact: at one time I had 9 cats in one house.
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