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« on: April 11, 2005, 12:43:29 AM »
You skirvy lot you ready for some Pirate yokes Yarrrrrr
 
I found a book of pirate jokes while out today so I think I sould try some out I will post the beginning and we will see if anyone can guess the punch line

so here is the first

Who is the biggest gangster in the sea

HuhHuhHuh?
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« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2005, 01:03:07 AM »
I give up...punchline (drum roll)
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« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2005, 01:06:04 AM »
Al Caprawn!!

next one ?

Why is the Pacific like a Pirate with an idea??
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« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2005, 01:21:59 AM »
Okay, I give up.  What's the punchline?
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« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2005, 01:24:58 AM »
because it is just a notion!

does anyone else have any good ones?

here is a really bad one

What kind of fish performs operations??
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« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2005, 01:27:50 AM »
I know this one - a sturgeon Wink
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« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2005, 01:33:01 AM »
Yeah that's it

what about

what do you get if you cross a duckling with a whale?
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« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2005, 01:48:41 AM »
Could the answer be Moby Duck?
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« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2005, 01:52:41 AM »
Your good at this one more and that's it for tonight i should be working!!!

when do pirates have four feet?
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« Reply #9 on: April 11, 2005, 01:59:57 AM »
I give up. When do pirates have four feet?
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« Reply #10 on: April 11, 2005, 02:08:30 AM »
when there are two of them!

sorry that one is just terrible
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« Reply #11 on: April 11, 2005, 02:14:27 AM »
I was going to say when he had his parrot on his shoulder, but that sounded lame. Roll Eyes
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« Reply #12 on: April 12, 2005, 03:29:16 PM »
Smiley

Don't you think some moderation of this thread is necessary? Do you think it should be "WORST Pirate Jokes?"

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