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mcgonagall
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« on: March 03, 2005, 07:40:26 AM »

Robert wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Robert is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Robert had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table.

And, next to them, a single red rose!

Robert sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick!: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling!


Love, Nancy

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Robert asks, "Son... what happened last night?" "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door."


Confused he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"


His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants of, you screamed, "Leave me alone, lady, I'm married!"

Broken Coffee Table $39.99
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Two Aspirins .38
Saying the right thing, at the right time ...

PRICLESS !!!!!!!
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« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2005, 07:42:47 AM »

LOL - good one! Grin
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« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2005, 07:48:29 AM »

LOL Grin
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« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2005, 04:15:05 PM »

I love it  Cheesy
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« Reply #4 on: March 03, 2005, 07:36:06 PM »

Good one!!   Smiley
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« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2005, 03:44:39 AM »

hee hee hee  Grin
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« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2005, 03:56:30 AM »

lol, nice one  Grin

Unfortunatly I made the mistake of showing this to my mum....it's going to be 'thee' joke shes tells to anyone and everyone for the next 6 months >.<
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