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MakTheYak
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« on: January 21, 2005, 05:13:55 PM »
Honestly, it makes you wonder why they didn't think of that in the first place!
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« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2005, 05:25:10 PM »
Top noth stuff!

So many people have often said "why didn't they do that in the first place" we'll have to assume that the Eagles are susceptible to the ring's power and cannot carry it... or something
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« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2005, 05:31:43 PM »
Oh come on... the answer's obvious! Wink

The Eagles wanted to make the destruction of the Dark Lord (the one that is not Voldemort Grin) as exciting as possible... what kind of a story oould it have been if it went - and Bilbo gave Frodo the ring, Frodo gave it to Gandalf, Gandalf caled 'Massive Eagles' airlines and the Ring was destroyed?

It would mean making Viggo, Sean Bean, Orlando Bloom, Liv Tyler, JRD, etc redundant... the horror! Shocked
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« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2005, 06:19:15 PM »
Gandalf can't carry the ring. But I'm sure Frodo could have hitched a lift with the Eagles. I can't quite see an eagle wearing a ring so I'm not sure how susceptable they are to its power. Would have been a good idea to ask them anyway, even if they said no :p
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« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2005, 02:32:47 AM »
Eagles are illergic to ermm gold, and plus it might be too heavy for them, frodo and sam were a specail case to carry  Grin
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« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2005, 03:14:44 AM »
Brilliant!! lmao!!! Grin Grin
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« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2005, 01:42:29 AM »
Fantastic  . Bows to the Mighty MaktheYak
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« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2005, 09:10:00 AM »
That was funny! Smiley
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« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2005, 11:07:35 AM »
haha that was great!!
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« Reply #9 on: January 23, 2005, 10:25:08 PM »
Ah that's just what this old LOTR's fan needed on this cold Sunday morning!  Thanks Mark my friend!!  Smiley
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« Reply #10 on: January 23, 2005, 10:30:11 PM »
Oi!! Less of the *old* Ed!! Shocked Wink

Fantastic Mark ... we bow to your supreme 'Yakness'!! Tongue
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