My name is Tom and I am but a lowly calf. How does one increase their social standing, anyway? Am I destined to remain a calf for now and ever more - fresh-faced, mal-coordinated, and wet behind the ears? Or is there a chance I might someday reach the dizzy heights of the rank of Chief Official Quadruped (COQ)?
I like your web-site, Mark, and I checked out your cartoons, Liam. Nice.