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Check out this product and make sure to read the reviews.  They're hysterical! ;D

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000796XXM/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top

My favorite reviews are:

"I purchased this product because I wanted to make a 5 megaton bomb to impress my neighbors at our fourth of July barbecue. Unfortunately, when all was said and done, I was embarrassed when the yield was less than 500 kt. No birds on fire, no boiling rivers, nothing.  I want my money back!"

"I shaved some of this into a EPA water sample, now they've declared the whole neighborhood a Superfund site! Hello Government buyout! We're moving to Mississippi!!!"

 :o :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Another good one:
Normally I avoid the 'used' versions of products, after all, who wants a scratched Paris Hilton CD or a less than pristine jock strap? This time, however, I made an exception and was pleased with the result.

I won't detail the precise reason for my purchase, suffice to say that Show-and-Tell at my son's school was not the overwhelming success we expected when ordering.

Despite this setback, I acquired a bargain by paying $10 for second-hand ore that was originally purchased last March for $30. Crazy, huh? Paying a third of the full retail price for a product that will continue to glow and give pleasure for several millennia.

I feel sure that my radioactive purchase will become a much-loved Muffin family heirloom, handed on to future generations of malformed descendants who will dribble and squawk at its deadly, blue aura.

 :P

Well we now know where the terrorist are getting their uranium material from.  They buy it from Amazon.com.   :rofl: 
The perfect gift for the person who has everything.  I have an aunt who would love that. :o

Oh boy that was funny  :rofl: