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: In the beginning God created.... : Trey October 12, 2005, 05:54:49 AM In the beginning God created day and night. He created day for cricket matches, going to the beach and BBQ's. He created night for going prawning, sleeping and BBQ's. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Second Day. On the Second Day, God created water - for surfing, swimming and BBQ's on the beach. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Third Day. On the Third Day God created the Earth to bring forth plants - to provide malt and yeast for beer and wood for BBQs. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Fourth Day. On the Fourth Day God created animals and crustaceans for chops, sausages, steak and prawns for BBQ's. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Fifth Day. On the Fifth day God created a bloke - to go to the cricket, enjoy the beach, drink the beer and eat the meat and prawns at BBQ's. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Sixth Day. On the Sixth Day God saw that this bloke was lonely and needed someone to go to the cricket, surf, drink beer, eat and stand around the barbie with. So God created Mates, and God saw that they were good blokes. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Seventh Day. On the Seventh Day God looked around at the twinkling barbie fires, heard the hiss of opening beer cans and the Raucous laughter of all the blokes, smelled the aroma of grilled chops and sizzling prawns and God saw that it was good....well almost good. He saw that the blokes were too tired to clean up and needed a rest. So God created Sheilas - to clean the house, bear children, Wash, cook and clean the BBQ. God saw that it was not just good, It was better than that, it was ... Bloody Awesome! IT WAS AUSTRALIA !! :rofl: I love it : Re: In the beginning God created.... : Morningangel-Iola October 12, 2005, 06:00:30 AM :rofl: very good ;D :rofl:
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